One Fish, Two Fish, FLUSH?

I have a big birthday coming up this summer and so if you have begun to shop for just the perfect thing, let me tell you what NOT to get me:
The Fish 'n Flush toilet Tank Aquarium Kit.
I just received the Home Click catalogue in the mail – their tag line reads : the world's largest collection of luxury brands for the home."
Or – what to buy someone who has absolutely everything and then some.
I wish I could have attached the picture, but let me describe it for you:
Imagine your toilet tank as a fish aquarium. This must be for families who have a lot of short life expectancy goldfish from the county fair – you don't even have to move your dead fish to a different room – just flush and go.
Speaking of flush and go, they tout this as the perfect gift for kids – I'm sorry, but a fish tank toilet?
Once again proving that there must be a customer out there for every idea someone can dream up.
So what ideas do you have? Obviously there are no ideas too silly. Of course the challenge is to come up with something different that lots of people are interested in purchasing.
Speaking of purchasing – want a toilet that doubles as a home for your fish? It's only $299.95 – shipping and fish are extra.
Deborah Chaddock Brown
Professional Writer, Continually Amazed
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