What Position Do You Play?

I just heard an analogy that I personally feel is RIGHT ON. I wish I knew who first said it – they are sheer genius.
Here is the basic difference between men and women. Ready?
On a football team, HE plays the role of a defensive tackle – he has his target, he's focused on the target and nothing going on around him matters because he is just going to stick to that target like peanut butter to the roof of your mouth.
On that same team, SHE is the quarterback – she steps back and looks the WHOLE field over, she's quick on her feet, thinks fast, versatile, she can throw, hand-off or if push comes to shove, she can tuck the ball into her belly, duck down and run like heck.
Yep. I'd say that about sums it up.
So which are you?
You know what, I just realized, if you are a guy reading this, you probably think that the role of defensive tackle is the right approach whereas if you are a woman – well, we all know our perspective is right. Am I right?